4 Loko needs to get you drunk quick with new ‘Pregame’ pictures

They’re serving three new flavors of loopy.

After a quick fling with spiked seltzer, controversial beverage agency 4 Loko is now returning to its blackout-drunk roots promoting poundable bottles of high-alcohol pictures.

Coincidentally, the announcement comes precisely one week earlier than the US election.

Aptly titled “Pregame,” the ready-to-drink combined pictures clock in at 13.9% ABV (besides in Tennessee, the place it’s 10%), Delish reported. Bottles of roughly 4 pictures every are available in three wildly completely different flavors: Bitter Blue Razz, Lemonade and Bitter Peach. They’re non-carbonated in contrast to their spritzy predecessors.

Sadly, as of proper now, 4 Loko followers can solely discover the stupor-inducing pictures in a handful of Southeast states: Alabama, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee and Virginia.

Pregame represents a return to kind for a corporation whose signature alcoholic power drink is sometimes called “blackout in a can.”

In 2010, 4 Loko eliminated the drink’s caffeine after the so-called “canned cocaine” was blamed for a number of hospitalizations, which resulted within the drink being banned in some states, together with New York.

At the moment, the decaf model is authorized and “accessible in 49 US states,” per the corporate’s FAQ web page. They joke that the beverage is simply unhealthy for individuals who “hate having a superb time.”